Fighting lukewarm with lukewarm

I read this article (“Teen Christians campaign against pop culture”) today: http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/08/22/gw.teen.christians/index.html
In response, I’d like to say:
"Hey everyone, let’s rally together and be really, really naughty. Ooooh, ooooh, the devil’s in me. Beer, tits."
Come on, it’s the 21st Century. Haven’t we progressed beyond christianity YET?

The Proselytizer Blues

I read an article in Time today that had a reference to the 22, once 23, Korean hostages in Afghanistan as “camcorder missionaries” – groups that go off on sponsored trips to raise the profile, and raise the income, of their local church group; with no real purpose other than private gain and the obstinate force of unfounded pride. The venomous spite welled up inside me. Don’t get me wrong, I hate Muslim zealots as much as I hate Christian ones, but when push comes to shove I’ll usually side with the resistor rather than the aggressor.
If those idiots make it back to Korea they’ll undoubtedly be hardened Christians and gain a big following of other idiots, and the whole thing will perpetuate – a magazine cover here, a huge donation there, and before you know it they’ll have statues of themselves with halos and poems about martyrdom. At this point, I just don’t care if they live or die. I really just don’t care.