Unlock your daughters

At last, she's mine, mine, MINE!

(...now what do I do?)

Left to my own devices

Baby Doll has left me again. She's gone to Japan. Something about preparing for our wedding celebration in 2 weeks. Mark it in your diaries - October 5th - we will marry in Heian Jingu Shrine in Kyoto - I want dancing in the streets, the general public copulating like feral kittens, throngs and riots. I have 10 days to get ready. Why am I trying to get ready? Shouldn't I be recklessly destroying myself?

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This is a gecko I found in my old apartment; all shriveled up and dead. I thought I should immortalize it somehow.