We have a new security guy downstairs. A couple of weeks ago, while I was waiting for the elevator, he said I was handsome. What do you say in this situation? You can say “Yes I am” – I used to do this, but people think you’re a dick so I stopped. You can say “No, I’m not” in a humble way, but that just sounds like you’re way above it all. I tried the jokey response, and called him crazy in Cantonese. This is a very common, casual expression, but his face dropped and he told me I shouldn’t say that and I should speak in English. Since then every time I see him I smile and every time he turns his face to the desk and puts on an insulted expression. I need to confront him; I can’t stand this miserable, bitter, hurt man anymore.
I’m not even that handsome, maybe he really is crazy.
I’m not even that handsome, maybe he really is crazy.
4 comments:
Yes, it's rough being attractive.
Hmmm . . . what about, "that is very kind of you." Not dickish, not outrightly humble, not insulting, not Cantonese. Perfection, no?!
What mariposa said, you handsome devil.
When someone pays me a compliment, I usually respond with "thank you." Seems to work fine, and I don't run the risk of insulting anyone. You should conversate with the man - perhaps not confront him. :)
Wow, you guys are great, it’s just like having real friends (I imagine). You’re right, this is how wars start – tit-for-tat, then before you know it the security TV screens and mailboxes of Central Mansion are covered in blood. I’m going to continue to be friendly, I will initiate conversation, and I will be thankful next time a stranger says I’m handsome (said with quiet longing).
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